Fake News written by on Tuesday, February 2, 1999
We here at Humorix World Headquarters receive a fair amount of spam, just like everyone else who has an email address. The destination of most of this garbage is /dev/null. Once in awhile, though, we get a spam message that's just too funny or absurd to delete. For instance, a month ago we were sent a junk email that claimed, "Spam is good for the environment! It reduces the need to send bulk mailings printed on dead trees!" However, that's nothing compared to the bizarre message we received earlier today entitled "MAKE MONEY FAST FROM SLASHDOT!!!!!!"
Attached below is a copy of the message.
Subject: MAKE MONEY FAST FROM SLASHDOT!!!!!!
Date: February 2, 1999
You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days. Seem impossible? Read on for details.
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The process is simple:
- Move your site (if you haven't already) to a host that offers unlimited bandwidth.
- Put lots of advertisements and other marketing fluff on your website.
- "Bait" one of the Slashdot posters to link to your site.
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- Cash the checks from your sponsors.
- Repeat the process.
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Let's take an example, Bait Tactic #65: "If you write for a mainstream media source, mention Slashdot in one of your articles. One of your readers is bound to be a Slashdot regular, and is likely to tell one of the Slashdot contributors about your article." This worked for the New York Times. They mentioned the uproar on Slashdot in response to a patent on real-time gaming. Soon thereafter, the Times article was mentioned on Slashdot, resulting in thousands of visitors. If Slashdot Baiting works for the New York Times, it can work for you.
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Thank you for your time.